So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
there is cereal in my wallet where all the cash used to be.
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
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good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
I got out of bed with her to go smoke a bowl with her roommate which was fine but I passed out when I went upstairs to take a piss.
Yeah.. she's probably not gonna call.
Swear to god this chicks brother got let out of jail for the weekend for the sole purpose of cock blocking me
do you find it slutty that the last person I had sex with is also the person who sings my ringtone ?
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We were having an argument with his friends mom about whether it was worse that he bootycalled me at 4 a.m. or that I bootycalled him at 12 in the afternoon
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
Foreign objects found in purse this morning include: chocolate covered pretzels, pepper spray, and farm animal shaped key chains (you know the ones you squeeze and fake poop comes out, yea those)
I don't know who he was but he was covered up with a shower curtain and ate a whole bottle of tums
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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