D3 body, D1 cock
She got kicked off the plane and spent the last four hours in a holding cell with the feds.
but she's really nice
Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
do you think there was ever a doctor who smelled his finger after giving a prostate exam?
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
Woke up behind one of the fraternity brothers houses in the grass wearing a guinness hat and aviators hugging a 30 rack box with a zonie on my chest next to a campfire.
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
I just stole a bunch of balloons from a birthday party and am giving one to each person at the bar.
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
My boyfriend just called me on his poop break from work.... Is that what you meant by moving too fast?
I saw some guy masturbating in the Burger King parking lot and I’m just fucking done
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