Did u get laid? I went and bought lube and fleshlighted it while moaning ur name the whole time.
If the Four Horseman of the Apocalypse gang banged each other and had a kid, it would look like the creature I woke up next to this morning.
highlight from tonight: i hit on her and her mother.
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
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You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
First if all, whoever designed penis shaped ice cubes is clearly daring me to shove them up my vagina
I just saw a fat chick ask the bartender to top her corona off with grenandine cuz she has a "sweet tooth" no that's diabetes fatty
On the oral sex Super Bowl board I drew 7 and 1. If I get lucky, someone will be swallowing during Madonna's half time. I'm sure she'd approve.
Well since its impossible for me to swallow a pill this big I'm making wine slushies out of them
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I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
Just stared at a tree for a solid 5 minutes because I thought a German Shepard was perched on a limb.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
In my defense, I haven't stolen anyone's clothes yet.
Yeah, that's a plus.
Im gonna get home and destroy this bag of chicken nuggets with my soul.
Uhm... Found a ziploc bag... In the freezer. Sam, thought it was lemonade. Why did you make frozen piss at my house, again?
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