is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
i told her my name was noah and she leans in and whispers "that makes me so wet." ive never been more thankful for the Notebook
It's not weird mascara. I just have puke crusted on my eyelashes.
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
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i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
Just woke up to find myself in a random bed with two people next to me having sex. I thought it would be awkward to just suddenly get up so i think I'm gonna lie here and pretend I'm still sleeping.
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which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
Apparently this is my life now. Fucking men in their 30s with small dogs.
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
When's the last time you had sex near some ducks?
one of my students asked me today if i was having a baby. fuckin 4 year olds and their lack of filter. time to get back to the gym i guess
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