these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
I'm driving in the middle of nowhere, and I just saw a stuffed Barney hanging from a noose on a tree. Maybe I should turn around.
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
So...it's hour 4 of day 5 of week 7 of my internship, and so far all ive done is shred paper. all. day. long. it's like working for Enron.
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
You peed in the parking lot while a car was was waiting behind us. And when people walked by you proceeded to say "careful you might slip"
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
I'm pretty sure that if I didn't have a gerbil with a shotgun in my uterus I would think i was knocked up cuz all I want is hot sauce
If your mother gets up on the bar again, I will. The bouncer already had a talk with her earlier.
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
I completely forgot I gave up beer. But airports don't count. They're like international waters. No rules.
Are you aware that you called your mom to say hi before you dragged the random guy into bed last night?
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