I'm sorry my penis didn't work
your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
What happened?....
He lifted up the blanket, and whispered "Don't do it" to his sperm....
the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
Just bought a handle of vodka with the excuse of "just in case we drink tonight"
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
not sure if I should be concerned that my brother just stormed into my room and looked at me with a serious face and said, "I'm a peacock, you have to let me fly." oh, vicodin...
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
Please don't buy a buttplug. It won't fill the empty space in your heart.
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
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