Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
She just used a chaser for red wine.
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
pray to the hookup gods
My law teacher drew an elephant on the board in class. I was so high that I laughed for 5 minutes straight. Nobody else laughed and everyone stared. 130 people knew I was high.
Grandpa just whipped it out and started pissing on the way to the game stuck in traffic. I saw EVERYTHING. :(
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
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