aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
You left for an hour, then walked up to us at the bar, pulled 80 dollars out of your bra and yelled " drinks are on him".
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
She's like a cask of Amontillado. Very tempting if I was drunk, but sober, I know I'll get fucked over in the end.
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