these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
saw my dad's penis on the x-ray last night. at least his hip wasn't broken
I don't think I can fit "I'm sorry for ruining Christmas" on one cake. Better make two.
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
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we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
I heard a loud ass thump and then I saw both dogs coming around the corner.... Without him. I went to check out what happened and the dogs apparently pulled him down onto his face, knocking him out.
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
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She throws back shots like they are NO-THING. I swear, she goes through like five straight tequila shots, does a jello shot, chases with half a hot dog, has a rum and coke, and then takes her shirt off and makes an impromptu bandage out of it for fuckin' Tim who cut himself on the flagpole. I'm going to marry her.
You pretended to be Borat in that weird slingshot bathing suit and then proceeded to send another dick pic/nude selfie and said you weren't naked because you were wearing a hat.
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
So vagazzling was a success
And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon
I need to align my fucking chakras
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