Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
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Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
You know, having a conversation evolve from attractive men to roommate orgies would be weird with anyone else, but you get me.
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think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
I'm sitting here with a heating pad and a fan on me eating snow caps off of my boobs
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
I know you just got bad medical news... But want some moonshine?
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