FYI, if you pee in my bed (or even let R___ and E___ sleep in it), I will fart loudly during your wedding vows. Trust.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
I feel like tequila heightens the sense of my nipples.
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
We're drinking vodka. Wine is for people who have to wake up in the morning.
Im officially canceling McCormick Monday. I got a raise.
Sooo grey goose Tuesday?????
"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
But I got head on a boat yesterday which was sweet until a bald eagle flew over. Then it became life affirming.
Hydrocodon makes you feel like a fairy made out of pudding
just had an allergic reaction to my dildo. My life is ruined.
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
He has the fingertips of a God
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