i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
you should buy a sheep. A) you get an awesome pet. B) free coat
apparently he couldn't remember my name so he refereed to me as whats-her-boobs and everyone knew that it was me he was talking about
Will you come get her? She's trying to get the pizza guy into the bathtub.
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
I've just informed her that you've voted her Chief-Adult-In-Charge-Of-Shit and that she will take the oath of office on Fri Dec 14th at 8 pm with her hand on a bottle of Jager.
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
And if you put this on Facebook, I will drop live cockroaches in your mouth while you sleep and then smother you with a pillow.
You always say the most romantic things
Had to admit my broken elbow was caused by vodka, not hockey
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
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