I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
Ok lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates. The kitchen walls are melting.
I blacked out after the shots of canned lobster bisque.
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The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
I put the condom across her upper lip. It was like a mustache of a job well done.
We are sitting here staring into each others eyes, mutually rubbing forks up and down our respective noses. High as balls doesn't even begin to cover it.
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She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
I'm at a bar. It's body paint Wednesday. All of the waitresses are topless. Help me
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
So the same great-aunt that told me to freeze my eggs for procreation just told me that I should strut around the dance floor b/c I'd get picked up.
I need to meet your family.
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