he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
At least you're going to bed with all the teeth you woke up with
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
To be honest I don't know what's worse, the fact that I interupted their shower sex or the fact that I was so drunk I used the adjoining stall anyway
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Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
So the drug dealer I'm sleeping with just got drugs from the other drug dealer I'm sleeping with
Isn't life beautiful?
Bless her heart. Her stupid, drunk, adderall-ed heart.
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
You then played what you called "a smooth jazz rendition of talk dirty to me" all thrusting your crotch at the bartender. Mom looked horrified, but my dad couldn't stop laughing
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She couldn't understand why my walking in on her 70 year old parents ruined any chance of a boner for at least an hour. I think she's too slow for me to fornicate with.
Can we relax the "married man" rule just once?
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
IM ON THE WEIRD DRUGS AND I JUST SAW THAT TOM HARDY THING NOW I WANT TO HUMP
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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