Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
you washed your face with toilet water last night.. i tried to stop you but you wouldn't have it.
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
You're breaking my vagina 4 times a day I reserve the right to know your middle name.
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
I only remember singing the Captain Planet theme song on our way to the bars.
My parents just told me that if I stop drinking I could do something great with my life...
They obliviously haven't seen you dance on top of a pool table then
I'm drunk eating a quesadilla while this kid is tryina come over and I'm just like no. I want the quesadilla.
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
You think your roommate is bad? The guy they paired me with is such a nerd, his very presence at a party blocks every cock in the room.
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