sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
It's pretty bad when the convenient store clerk can tell you that you're earlier than usual for visiting the store.
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
she says she's going to shake me awake in 15min intervals if I pass out
this was your mom?
You kept showing the cop the bruises on the bottoms of your feet and claiming you were a medical mystery.
Called the cops on a high school party then went in after all the kids ran away and took the rest of the beer. What are you doing tonight?
He seemed like a really nice guy. He tried to dry my shirt because someone spilled their drink on me. I think that's how I ended up topless on his dryer.
if you had such a terrible roommate you would understand. jacking off in his conditioner is just the start.
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
Let's be real, he was never going to be tall enough
omg girl... i cut your hair last night. tell me it looks okay!? i saw hair on the counter and i said ohhh nooo
Honestly, this social distancing bullshit is giving me a good excuse for drinking alone.
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