fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
I needed to borrow my dads nail clippers and next to it was an industrial size box of condoms if that wasnt bad enough I dropped the clippers behind the bed and discovered hundreds of used condoms
Correction, I've been on a lot of dates and a lot of dicks
Lesson learned. Whipped cream will eat through a condom.
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
I'm gonna let my dick speak for itself from now on. Seriously, it's always recruiting for me even after 6 hours of drinking.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
I feel bad cuz I was his ride home, but I didn't know I was going to have a religious experience with a guy in a cookie monster t-shirt. You can't plan for that shit.
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
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