Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
Can you bring me a pair of sunglasses to the bathroom please... Don't judge me.
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
I'm gonna take my bong and hot box the pirate ship in the daycare playground.
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
Was asked out on a date tonight on Linked In. That creepy genius at apple that touched my butt one time in the back stairwell. I thinks it's fair to say I've hit rock bottom.
He just ranted to some customer about fourth of July being ruined and I just shouted USA the whole time in the background. It was kinda epic
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
If you have been drunk at one point during the day and are going to bed sober that same day, something is very wrong.
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
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