dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
Ended up passed out drunk in the neighbors lawn, still in costume. Neighbors thought I was a lawn decoration. Ten points for best Halloween ever.
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
So both cops helped talk her into coming back into the bar and doing a shot with me. The main argument being, "a bar is no place to be sober!"
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
I just used my vibrator to scratch my back. This being single shit is for the birds
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
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