Stephanie. Problem. I think if I had met Murphy before Ben I would have fucked him instead.
Don't worry about your Murphy feelings. I may have fucked him no matter what.
I wish my grandma would stop using the phrase "he pulled out" when she's talking about her contractor quitting his job.
So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
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And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
Nope we're in the ER. He lit himself on fire trying to impress another girl with magic tricks.
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
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I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
I'm like the big dick whisperer.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
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