I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
There was a guy on the elevator dressed as santa in flip-flops giving away beer.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
I drunk dialed my ex-boyfriend last night. He was sitting next to my new boyfriend. Shoot me in the face.
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
She's still mad at me for saying she looked pregnant and not getting her chicken nuggets.
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
The strippers who live across the street set up a decently professional stage on their front balcony and a banner for a go fund me... I think we're gonna get a show.
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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