i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
Have you ever looked at the 750mL bottle of wine on the seat next to you knowing that it's just not going to be enough?
Each and every day.
Would it be a dick move to report the suite next-door for a noise violation? They're singing Bad Romance off-key and I'm not sure if I can allow that.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
You know I love you more than life itself, but love has its limits. And so help me god, if you bail on me, I will fucking watch the last Game of Thrones episode without you.
I just called my boyfriend "Dad"... Awkward
YOU RAISED A SWORD OVER YOUR HEAD AND SCREAMED AT HIM WHAT THE FUCK ELSE DID YOU THINK WOULD HAPPEN?!
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
just caught myself putting beer in the oven and pizza in the fridge. i should be a trainwreck by tonight.
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
I'd rather plunge my eyes out than acknowledge being related to either of my brothers
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