she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
Dude I'm looking through my old high school year book and I circled every girl I fucked.. what was wrong with me.
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
How much did you drink?
Enough to be hungover and still think roller coasters were a good idea
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
Why the fuck is there a goat in the kitchen
The abomination is in progress. At least one barista side eyed me and the other has fear in her eyes
Randomize
