Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
In honor of tonight, my penis will make an appearance
The guy dancing on me has three visible teeth. WHERE ARE YOU?
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
the bartender cut you off himself after you started walking on tops of tables and hugging random people
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
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