She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
im just gonna lie here and collect money in this whoppers bag while sprawled out on this bench and explain that its to buy weed for my hangover
Her facebook status said "just got a sign from god". I texted her and apparently she found a slice of pizza in the shower.
You almost married that.
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
Apparently nick called me at 3 in the morning looking for you because you ate your keys and ran away..do I need to call an ambulance.
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
What happened last night? I just woke up and there's like 15 mcflurry cups on the floor
You don't remember stealing them?
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