no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
on the list of things id be doing when i was almost 30, waiting for a girl to finish shitting the bed wasn't on there.
I'm making a conscious effort to limit my spending at the bars...i wrote "FOR CAB ONLY" on a $20 last night
No. Do you know how much this carpet cost? If she comes over, you put down towels this time. i'm so not kidding.
Apparently I have a urinal in my bedroom
We fucked in his mom's shower and all I could think about was being too old to be sneak banging while someone's mom was out of town and how much mildew was on the shower curtain. Fuck you, Adulthood.
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
Def just threw up beer then brushed my teeth with some randos toothpaste now back to drinkin beer
All I want to do is get high and needlepoint. Fuck your judgement
If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
Randomize
