those girls across the street saw me hanging my towel off of my penis...they're coming over later
I have to start avoiding pregnant women. This is getting out of hand.
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
you wanted the guy to gift wrap the condoms
Next thing I know we're all standing in the kitchen holding hands and thanking God for the beer.
That's terrible. At least give it a creative name like muff mobile.
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
All I can remember is posting my chicken burger in the post box. Postman is in for a treat.
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
The bad news is that I stole all your drugs. The good news is that ITS KICKING IN!
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
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