Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
I told him I'd have sex with him for fried cheese. Does that make me a hooker or just fat?
I keep waking up with the nagging feeling I gave him half a hand job through his shorts.
He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
I will come to your office dressed as a bloody mary, hug you then leave is that a good plan?
yes. bring a barf bucket too. just. in. case.
You used the best tools you had at your disposal.
Slutty, slutty tools.
Dude found out there's an open bar at the celebration of life thing for my grandma which is at noon. Now I know why I can drink so much
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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