Non-Jews are for practice
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
Bonnaroo quote of the day: "why the fuck am i pregnant?!?!" - exclaimed loudly by random hippie.
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
They called it unicorn pee, and i thought that was interesting so i drank it. Please don't let me drink strangers booze again.
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
I woke up this morning with a tampon in my nose and food EVERYWHERE...
We smoked a blunt in a stall where a drag queen was fucking a bartender in the ass. So theres gonna be a second date :)
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
Fell off the toilet trying to reach to put my tampon in the garbage. Pride hurts real bad.
I'm so drunk and angry about the Michigan game the fact of my relationship being over doesn't matter
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
Just because you can't have him, doesn't mean you can have his brother.
What about the best friend?
We all love a big dick, but you’re going to develop a reputation if you keep asking every guy at the bar ‘how big your dick’
That’s all I’m saying
Randomize
