have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
also: i found my "nug jug", actually the baby did, but either way it got returned to its rightful owner
he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
She said to bring taco sauce. Hoping that's a euphemism.
What's worse: not calling my parents in Dallas to make sure they're alright or not taking shelter to masturbate all over my douchebag roommates clothes?
I worry about you.
There was a group of girls next to us. One was smiling at me. I only remember walking up and saying "oh you're Russian". Not sure where it went from there
I am drunk please bring Taco Bell and sex
Never mind I found pizza just bring sex
I don't mean to crush your hopes and dreams but having sex IN the Stanley Cup isn't possible
I mean I made my therapist laugh so hard she cried....so yes, my life is literally a joke to everyone
Randomize
