And the cops told us we were all naked.
My glasses are somewhere in your living room. Also, my underwear might be in your bathroom or on or around your porch. Sorry.
Had to crawl to the kitchen this morning cuz I was too hung over but really wanted fruity pebbles. yes. I ate fruity pebbles on the kitchen floor.
First thought today, I need a ventriloquist dummy that looks like me. This week's project has been determined.
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I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
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Why were you doing tequila shots out of Boston Pizza dip containers?
Can you please venmo me emergency money? i have no pants.
If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels
Just don’t be like me and break up between Christmas and NYE and then get blackout on NYE and puke in your undies.
You’re like one of those doomsday preppers, but for your vagina
But we have bathrooms and they dont
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