I have carpet burn on my ass, I'm rethinking my decisions last night.
have you ever been in a public bathroom and someone walked in, and you played "Fat or Crying" based on her breathing?
He offered to take me out to a nice dinner but I told him I would rather he just pay for my beer this weekend
Referring to yourself in third person during sex is apparently an instant turn off
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They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
I've never wanted to punch a 94 year old woman in the vagina, and then call her next of kin to tell them I just muff punched their Gam Gam until today.
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The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
I swear to god if you keep eating my cats food drunk I am going to kick you out of our apartment.
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
Costco (TM). Making alcoholism affordable!
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
You told his date she had the tits to be a stripper and the personality to be the pole. Of course he's pissed off.