Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
Sudden memory flashback: drunk me outside ripping my tampon out and throwing it into the neighbors yard, silently cheering 'time for sexxxx'. I sense a dangerous pattern emerging
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
I invited you and you fucked me in the face with the penis of disappointment and shit.
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
No longer is one of my lifelong dreams to ride in a kangaroo pouch. You have eternally ruined that for me. Thank you.
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
A valentines day commercial would come on while I'm masturbating...
I'm pretty sure my intestines are bleeding but I'm still going to Orlando to catch that orgasm.
I taught her to play Monopoly. She sold me her bra to keep from going bankrupt.
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
masturbating on the freeway is more stressful than it sounds
Got drunk in Atlantic City Flagged down some guy with two wrapped tampons like road flares for a cigarette.