Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
you never texted me what you wanted from the store so I got a piece of chicken and bottle of tequila. if you want anything else you are on your own.
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
Well, you know sobriety isn't something I like to do on the reg.
Whatever, I used my iphone to send an Escalade to pick up a booty call last week. For free. It is futuristic as fuck out here.
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
Importance
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
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