Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
Nah it's cool, I made him pinky promise me he wouldn't die if I left him passed out in the bathroom.
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
I'm still not completely convinced I'm not pregnant. I just dipped beef jerky in cream cheese frosting.
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
Threesome in a minivan. New low
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
I need to stop drinking alone, I wrote a love letter to my tattoos
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
Dude. She was wearing nothing but Wonder Woman panties and a flag for a cape and sneaking around leaving PBR's by passed out people for the morning. She called herself the 'Merica Fairy.
Why haven't you proposed already?
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
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