i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
Great, now everyone thinks I've had giraffe semen in me
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
my family just sang happy birthday to baby jesus. no ones even drunk yet
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
My glasses smell like tequila. I just put them on and almost threw up.
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
I'm trying to arrange "Flawless" to come on as soon as I get up to leave the room after my thesis defense. Bow down bitches indeed.
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
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