why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
her dad's the mattress king, she's genetically engineered to be good in bed
just ask for directions from a guy with a penis drawn on his window
Turns out Woolite can get the cum stains out of her moms couch.
Every time I hit my bowl my neighbors set off fireworks... I stop, they stop. I start again, they start again. Too high for this.
I'm still trying to decide if it's a complement when he said "I'd like to subscribe to your daddy issues".
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
Do you know who the random guy who just walked in to kiss me goodnight is?
You went into the shower with my roommate and cursed him out asking why he was there
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
Did I really just send a work email with cum instead of come? feck me
I used my mad pharmacist skills to turn ordinary birth control into morning after. I think my professors would be proud.
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
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