I closed that bar. Sang every Beatles song in the book. Made Somoan friends.
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
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While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
My parents just told me that if I stop drinking I could do something great with my life...
They obliviously haven't seen you dance on top of a pool table then
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Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
He asked me if I want to play Uber Driver, is this some new sex game or is he drunk and asking for a ride home?
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
Hurry I'm alone dressed like a prostitute eating French fries.
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