her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
It was one time. Now I have to constantly remind her my name is Jessica not Jizzica.
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
On the bright side I still get a $20 referral bonus at the plasma center even though he passed out during donation because he was so high.
I tried to show my boob for free volcano tacos at taco bell last night. Not boobs. Just boob. The manager wasn't allowing it.
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
Had a guy spin me around at the bar, kiss me then say "oh shit you're not who I thought you were" and then walk away.
MY FUCKING CAT JUST GAVE BIRTH AND IM FUCKING STONED AND I FUCKING DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO!!!
Just had to kick my 26 yr old boyfriend out of my bed before getting the kids up for school. Have I mentioned being 41 doesn't suck as much as all the hype.
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
Yeah, I got home from work at like 9:30, and he was passed out on the couch wearing only a tee shirt and The Jurassic Park theme on repeat.
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
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