Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
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do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
The word cocktail makes me want to rip my liver out and nail it to a cross.
I just told him he had gained a new brother. He immediately knew I meant the eskimo kind.
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
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Getting drunk at 9 am is not a super power.
just give up on your dreams and come get shit house drunk with me.
Drunk me is basically the Oprah of nudes. Everyone gets one.
Somehow my boobs came up in conversation AGAIN last night and I'm still not getting laid...
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
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