Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
What a tease, dude. She's giving me emotional blue balls.
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
you came in and threw goldfish on our blue carpet and screamed SWIM BITCHES and then made me drink a best friends potion with you
I will never underestimate my ability to drunken ramble. At one point last night i think i was talking about hieroglyphics
I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
You're in a tuxedo, you can pee wherever you want.
Literally too hungover to clean. I'll get the frosting off the table tomorrow, ok?
At some point, I’d like to pretend that his penis is a popsicle.
I DONT HAVE A FUCKING JOB RIGHT NOW. DO YOU THINK I HAVE TIME TO WASTE GOING BACK AND FORTH WITH SOMEONE WHOS LYING, ABOUT LYING, AND JUST BEING A LIAR? HONESTLY, YES I DO HAVE TIME. BUT I HAVE A FUCKING LOT BETTER THINGS I COULD BE WASTING MY TIME DOING. LIKE ORGANIZING MY POKEMON CARD COLLECTION.
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
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