It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
I just woke up to my FedEx of contacts I've been waiting for for about a week and my hungover ass went to the bathroom and used beer instead of contact solution.
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
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yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
Theres a 75% chance I'm wearing a hocky mask and nothing else right now
Ps I am
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
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And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
I just woke up and there was a condom wrapper stuck in my hair. This is my life.
Didn't you sleepover at your grandparents?
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
How naked do you want me to be?
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
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