i'm officially boycotting relationships. hello random hook ups and treating men like meat.
8am blowjobs give a whole new meaning to morning breath..
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
Last night I ate the rest of the salsa with my hands. And i DONT have a hangover? Glorious.
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I just found what appears to be a tooth in my purse...anybody missing one?
The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
She spilled some tequila on her hair somehow and I guess I felt bad for her, so I yelled "ROOMIES FOR LIFE" and dipped my hair in my tequila.
I think your dick broke my retainer, I normally wouldnt care but my orthodontist died and I don't want my first appt to be blow job broken retainer with a new ortho.
I was paranoid that someone would jizz in my hair while I had the cucumbers over my eyes. Super-High Spa Day didnt work out.
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I have to finish a biography for history and write a review on it so naturally I was like "getting high will make this more bearable" and now I'm basically inside the book at the revolutionary war with this guy.
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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