She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
Passed out on her toilet. Dog licked my face to wake me. Awkward talk with her boyfriend, who hadn't been home last night. Not sure exactly what town I'm in, but I'm south. Will call for ride when I figure it out.
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
he broke off your car antennae to use as a walking stick before he smoked because he claimed to lack the facial strength needed to open his eyes when he's high
I just hate that one day I'll have to tell our children how we met, makes me look like a gold digging whore
It's like someone is grabbing my scrodum with pliers and just hanging there.
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
Bonded with the ladies at the perfume outlet by saying "help me smell like i'm not hungover before my shift starts". This is not where I wanted my life to be
We walking to the game and some random guy came up to to me and yelled "hey you're the whiskey guy!" And then high fived me then walked away
Got a $290 noise violation last night for shouting "THE KING OF THE NORTH" til 2 am
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