I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
How long can I microwave pasta with a 20 percent alcohol content?
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
Just found weed in an empty handle. Who knew Capitan Morgan was also a gardener?
Woke up naked on a bed full of money, doughnuts, and keys that weren't mine. Unsent dick pick on phone, and cheap cigar butt on my pillow. Also...I maybe hotwired my car.
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
Man I can't believe I took a huge dump in a public garden
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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