Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
apparently it was the return of drunk burrito sex.
Just remembered i had an ordained minister bless my booze last night.
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
Your lack of enthusiasm for my exciting news of drunken debauchery with an otherwise occupied vagina of one of my greatest conquests yet disturbs me. I'm not happy with you
Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
Getting drunk in an Applebee's pray for me
Lord god protect this child
They pay me enough to pretend to be either helpful, or heterosexual. If they want both I need one hell of a raise.
I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
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