Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
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Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
Watched an eagle swoop down and eat a rabbit on my walk back from your place, literally too high to handle this right now
Company sent me first class out of state, got so drunk on the plane I started handing out pillows and blankets to the people in coach
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
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My car has a permanent smell of sex to it now.
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
Let's say we can see the evolution of our "relation" by his name in my phone. Pizza slice emoticone. Pizza guy. Jordan. Jo. Jackhammer Pizza Guy. Jockhammer pizza guy.
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
Christ, I'm so hungover I pretty positive I sent Luna to school with salsa instead of jelly on her sandwich.
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