Crying babies in a bar. Really?
And she just changed the baby's diaper on the table. It's killing the beer garden.
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
Don't they also have a lot of serious head injuries?
I didn't say I wanted to marry one of them. Or that I want one to perform surgery on me. I just want to have hot, dirty, MMA style sex.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
at least he now gets to tell people how he once threw a party so epic that the next day they had to clean some girl's body paint off the ceiling
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
You just can't go back to being friends with someone after you sucked their balls
i can feel my liver failing just LOOKING at that thing
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