dude, osama threatened the US again
dude. i slept with your sister last night
what?
I saw that as an opertune moment to drop some big news
I wish my grandma would stop using the phrase "he pulled out" when she's talking about her contractor quitting his job.
Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
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Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
i ordered 12 mcnuggets at mcdonalds and ended up getting 20. for free. miracles really do happen when your high.
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There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
Then he claimed me as his prize for 3rd place in a wing eating contest. Too romantic.
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
If I had an Australian accent I'd be unstoppable. Teach me how you talk
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