Microwaved placenta is very unpleasant.
i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
What do ugly girls do when they get too drunk at parties. They can't pull the whole "sorry i passed out on your couch but i'm hot so it doesn't matter "card
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
The paramedics came back to shotgun beers with us.
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
Someone sitting next to me at this football game is totally eating chicken nuggets out of his pocket and drinking four loko. I wanna be him.
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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