Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
Come get meeee. I'm stranded in the middle of no where with Paul (?). I think u puked on his friend.
his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
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Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
Hahah what did you even say to him?!
That I was gonna inflate his vagina with a leaf blower?
Oh.
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But I swear to god if I'm awkwardly there while you try to have sex with someone again I'm getting high with your dad
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
I've never sung with balls in my mouth
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