The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
And I'm PMSing. So if I'm not crying, I'm masturbating.
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
About to go get a free burrito for kissing a bald man in public
you're hired as official boob wrangler
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
What does it mean when the government shuts down and your boyfriends wife wants a divorce ON YOUR BIRTHDAY?
FYI telling a guy that you're glad his dick isn't big after giving him a bj, is NOT a compliment.
kind of bad when u call a cop an asshole for driving you home from the bar
I'll be coming off of 7 days of not drinking. No horse tranqs either. I haven't been this sober since I was in the womb
Randomize
