It feels like I shit a light bulb that shattered on the way out.
This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
She fucking ripped my chandelier out of my ceiling. How does that make her a keeper?
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
I'm so high I feel like I'm pedaling a bicycle but I'm laying on the couch. My body might be vibrating. I made soup.
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
Just woke up with an eye that wont open, a half eaten piece of pizza on my chest and a raging boner.
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
He put his name in my phone as David Hot Guy With Tattoos and I fell in love because that's what I was going to change his name to anyways
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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