rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
he kept asking me if i had been in a pool or a lake recently, i didnt want to say i know where the swimmers ear came from. shower sex.
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
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We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
I just mistook cooking oil for the whiskey that was also on the counter... They're the same colour. That was not a good shot... I need to not drink alone.
I fell asleep after the worst sex of my life and now I'm snowed in with him. SEND HELP. CALL FEMA. GET ME OUT OF HERE.
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
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Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
It all started with a game of naked twister.
It's Friday you fucking nerd of course I'm drunk.
someone stole my phone at the bar last night, naturally, it led to me waking up in the bartender’s bed
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
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