He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
I'm on strict orders from her to keep sleeping with you until you give her a job next summer.
how thoroughly do i need to sanitize the cone the vet put around my dog's neck for it to be safe to use as a beer bong?
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My brother just asked if I would keep having one nighters with that guy because he really likes the organic cotton v-necks he leaves behind.
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
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whose parrot is this?
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
when my phone is in portrait view you can just assume i've been watching porn. that's the only thing i want to see in full view.
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
Yeah. I found my shirt from last night while walking back to the bar to get my purse/phone this morning. I'm never going to even ask what actually happened. Be glad you moved 7 states away.
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
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