the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
My landlord doesn't knock anymore when he shows the apt... So i just had sex in front of a family.
didn't stop?
naw, they were rude, not me.
Successful New Year's Eve:: Your first shower of the year is on Jan. 2nd... 'cause you didn't trust yourself to stand up long enough on Jan. 1st. Hello 2010.
gonna sleep on the stairs... to drunk to keep going up, way to drunk to go down, gonna find a comfy spot right here... its safer that way
Dont judge me. He may have been ugly but he was INCREDIBLE. He's like the Susan Boyle of sex.
Ever have those mornings where you just can't wait to puke in the shower?
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
This vodka tastes like I'm not going to class tomorrow.
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
My apologies. I'll try not to let my dick interfere with official work duties in the future.
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
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