piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
I think horse shit smells the best of all shits.
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
Just woke up. I have a "Detective Jacob Arnold's" business card in my pocket.
where are my pants?
you were passing out with two blankets and the person next to you was cold so you gave him your pants to keep warm
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
I went with plan f. get drunk and start a fire in my yard
Like my new perfume? It's a combination of Fireball, sex and bad decisions.
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
My kid made a secret wish that you have a baby... Make good choices today!
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
I just went to cvs and bought condoms, handcuffs and a coloring book
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